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We live in the era of viral animals, from Larry the Cat, the permanent fixture at 10 Downing Street, to Moo Deng, the cute pygmy hippo in Thailand, and Punch, the lonely monkey whose inability to make friends made the world go aww. Donald Trump the buffalo might be the latest addition to this pantheon. But long before the algorithm turned animals into celebrities, humans were already turning them into gods, omens, sacrifices, scapegoats and pardoned prisoners.

Congress MP Shashi Tharoor humorously defended the South Indian dish idli after a viral post compared it to rasgulla dipped in sugar syrup. Tharoor explained the distinct culinary and biological differences, calling idli a "culinary engineering marvel" and a "savoury monolith of South Indian culinary genius."

Record turnout and a decisive mandate underline India’s faith in the ballot. Yet doubts around the Election Commission’s conduct have sparked a wider debate on fairness and credibility

Today's numerology readings offer guidance for each number, highlighting potential challenges and offering practical advice. Number 1s face external pressure, while Number 2s explore curiosity. Numbers 3 and 5 navigate communication and mental restlessness, respectively. Numbers 4 and 8 deal with focus and work obstacles. Numbers 6 and 9 emphasize balance and self-care.

Ameesha Patel recalled how fans of Gadar couldn’t accept her pairing with Bobby Deol during Humraaz, shouting that she “belongs to Tara Singh.” The moment turned unintentionally funny. She also shared a light anecdote about Sunny Deol’s popularity and dhaba love. Ameesha was last seen in Tauba Tera Jalwa.

Noina surprisingly refuses financial settlement, opting for donation. Meanwhile, Gautam masterfully dismantles Mitali's custody case in court, proving her unfitness. In Jamshedpur, Bharti confesses her love to a shocked Angad, who confides in Vrinda. The Ram Navami celebrations see Angad and Vrinda as Ram and Sita, while Bharti watches jealously.

Simone Biles is set to move to Indianapolis after Jonathan Owens joined the Colts. She shared a playful exchange with Lexie Hull, who is close to Caitlin Clark. Their interaction got fans talking. Meanwhile, Hull’s restricted free agency leaves her future with the Indiana Fever uncertain ahead of the April 12 to 18 signing window.

Ryan Clark recently posted that Robert Griffin III frequently told cheesy jokes about milk and would constantly comment on his wife's light skin. The post went viral, with fans responding to the strange jokes. Some found them funny, some were baffled or uneasy. Griffin has yet to respond, but the post brought a fresh wave of conversation regarding his public conduct and strange jokes.

It was an evening when the Team Chennai cricketers, who are in town for the IPL matches, had an informal session cracking jokes and having a bit of fun.

A Shanghai restaurant charges Rs 5,500 for half a chicken, claiming it was raised on music and milk. This extraordinary claim, confirmed by restaurant staff, has gone viral, leading to widespread debate on social media. Some are skeptical about the authenticity of the claims, while others criticize the high pricing and the city's cost of living.

Actor Colin Farrell has joked that living with actor Barry Keoghan was like living with "raccoons".

On Inside the NBA, Shaquille O'Neal jokingly accused Charles Barkley of using Ozempic for weight loss, sparking laughter among the crew. Barkley previously revealed his 60-pound weight loss journey, attributing it to Mounjaro, exercise, and a healthy lifestyle. The playful banter continues as the show transitions to ESPN in the 2025-26 season.

A viral social media video showcases a unique culinary creation: butter chicken ice cream. Content creator Juliette Moreno blended the popular Indian dish with cream, condensed milk, and sugar, then froze and churned it. The resulting orange-hued dessert has sparked widespread debate online, with reactions ranging from calling it 'cursed' to expressing curiosity about its taste.

MoistCr1TiKaL, known for his humorous internet commentary, sampled breast milk-inspired ice cream by Frida and OddFellows. Despite the provocative branding and aim to normalize breastfeeding, Charlie found the flavor similar to butter pecan, dismissing it as a marketing gimmick. The limited-run ice cream sparked online debate, with reactions ranging from intrigue to disgust, solidifying its status as a viral sensation.

RANCHI: Officials are red-faced over sexual innuendoes and 'vulgar' jokes in a school book.

Shah Rukh said that while they were on a flight together, he got some black coffee and Aamir ordered some tea with milk.

Actor Vivek Oberoi had the audiences in splits with his goofiness

Donkeys may be the butt of jokes but the nutritional quality of donkey milk seems to be no laughing matter. After all it was said to be the secret of Egyptian princess Cleopatra’s glowing beauty.

Guess what has affected the most highly paid IPL cricketer. Surprising as it may sound, India's cricket team captain is swayed by inflation like a commoner.

People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) India has slammed dairy company Amul for a tribute ad to Hollywood star Joaquin Phoenix and his Oscar-winning title role in the film 'Joker'.

Sajid Khan has a good rapport with Tamannaah, or Milk, as he calls her

Sajid Khan, who apparently hasn’t got over his fondness for Jacqueline Fernandez who he was dating a while ago, is now said to be getting a lot of attention on the set of his new movie, from his two heroines Tamannaah and Esha Gupta.

Bokaro: A milk-booth run by 51 differently-abled persons in Sector-V area of the town stands as an eye-opener for the physically fit youth who are struggling for a living. The differently-abled students of Asha Lata Viklang Kendra (ALVK) have never raised their voices against unemployment or knocked the door of any agency for mercy for their survival. They decided to stand on their own feet and live with honour.

In the latest episode of Taarak Mehta Ka Ooltah Chashmah, Roshan is upset with the increased milk prices. She reprimands Abdul for not informing her before.

A Delhi man marked his divorce with a unique celebration, performing a traditional milk bath ritual followed by cutting a cake inscribed with "Happy Divorce 120 gram gold 18 lakh cash." He shared his joy online, declaring himself single, happy, and free.