I'll die laughing, says Vivekh

What is your worst nightmare that is also fun?
I see myself dead and being taken in a procession. The funny part is that the friends who dance before me do it so absurdly with steps that are not rhythmic. Next time, I shall ask Prabhu Dheva to do the choreography.
What is the saddest joke you���ve heard?
When I met with an accident while riding a bike during a shoot, the big crowd that had gathered around started clapping and whistling.One person said, ���Cha! Vivekh dialogue mattum illa action comedyum supera panraare!��� (Gosh! Vivekh isn���t good just with dialogues, he���s also super at action comedy).
What if every joke you make makes you a year older?
I may become like an Indian thatha but I won���t stop making jokes. Instead of living in these horrible conditions, sirichukitte sethu poidalam (die laughing)!
Your ���eppadi irundha naan ippadi aayiten��� moment...
I was near the Niagara Falls where I was shivering and delivering my lines. It was minus 17 degrees and I had gone there without proper thermal wear. Tourists looked at me with horror thinking I had gone nuts. My nose tip, fingers and toes went numb and even a beggar threw a pathetic look at me. Eppadi irundha naan ippadi aayiten!