Veena Malik's jail sentence becomes the butt of all jokes

Controversy's favourite child Veena Malik seemed to have bid her adieu to undue rumours when she decided to marry and settle down. However, little did she know that she will be making headlines even when away from the limelight. The Pakistani model-turned-actress who became a household name in India post her stint in the Bigg Boss house, chose to give up her career and settle down with her husband, Asad Bashir Khan. As per a report in Hindustan Times, the actress, her businessman husband and the CEO of Pakistani media house, Mir Shakilur-Rahman, were sentenced to 26 years of imprisonment by an anti-terrorism court. They were charged for playing a regional song during her mock wedding on the channel last year. However, squashing reports of any wrongdoing, Veena claims to be innocent and has decided to file a petition in higher courts. In her defense, the actress has been quoted as saying that they believe that everything will be fine as they will move to a higher court to prove their innocence. The actress also argues that the show in question has been aired many times. In the report she also maintains that she is a true-born, educated Muslim and would never offend her religion. Veena also accuses the complainants claiming that they use her name to their advantage. She is astounded by the fact that the court proceedings, which she had asked to be put on hold due to her pregnancy, went ahead without her presence.
However, Veena's sentence has taken Twitter by storm. The Twitterati are busy taking digs at the actress' plight. Here's what they have to say.

Disclaimer: All these jokes are posts taken from social media websites. We do not endorse the same.

According to a report on timesofindia.com, Veena Malik and her husband were sentenced to 26 years in prison by an anti-terrorism court for allegedly airing a blasphemous video. While Veena Malik is back in controversy, the Twitterati seem to be having a field day with the actress making it to the trends on Twitter. There is a lot of humour around the whole controversy on micro-blogging site Twitter and we bring to you a compilation of the same.

Disclaimer: All these jokes are posts taken from social media websites. We do not endorse the same.

Veena Malik gets 26 years in jail for bad acting.

Could Veena Malik split her sentence 50:50 with Anu Malik.

If Veena Malik is jailed, you'll only see her in Bigg Boss Season 2040


26 yrs to veena malik for killing a sufi song with her dance..

Veena Malik sentenced to 26 years in jail for 'blasphemous content'. Raakhi Sawant: Thank jejus! I am not in Pakistan!

So Veena Malik's husband has also been arrested for blasphemy. He should have already been arrested for marrying Veena Malik.

Blasphemy is most searched word on Google today. :P

Veena Malik + Blasphemy = 26 years sentence...

#Veena Malik sentenced 26 years in jail, but she can go to #intersteller & spend 4 hours on saturn which is more or less 26 years on earth.

Geo Veena Geo


India bans #ComedyCentral for 6 days.To outdo us #Pakistan bans (jail term) Veena Malik for 26 years!! So very competitive ya.


Lot's of people are googling and searching wikipedia what #Blasphemy is for #VeenaMalik

Ashmit Patel is happy that Veena Malik is going to jail because at least people are remembering him for this reason.

Veena Malik sentenced to 26 years in jail. Ashmit Patel's currently googling what 'blasphemy' means, hoping it has nothing to do with him.

Since long term prisoners have to take up a vocation in jail, was wondering what would Veena Malik take up?

The husband, voluntarily though unconsciously, had already sentenced himself to a lifetime of imprisonment/torture by marrying Veena Malik.

I reckon the prison that's going to keep Veena Malik captive will see a significant increase in footfall.


The Veena Malik judgement of Pak SC serves 2 purpose.
1-Allows her to settle in London.
2-Reminds the world there are courts in Pakistan.

All tweets are as is, sourced from Twitter.