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About time: By one form of reckoning, India is a much bigger country than the US đ
June 30, 2017, 2:03 AM IST
Everything about the US is huge. The portions of food that restaurants serve are super-sizedly huge. The amount of energy its people consume by way of petrol, and diesel and electricity is huge. Its balanceâŠ
June 30, 2017, 2:03 AM IST
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India rocks: And some must roll over. Are you ready to face the music? đ
June 29, 2017, 2:00 AM IST
Who cares about lip-sync, yaar? Weâve got lynch-sink, no? So who needs that cheater-banda called Justin Bieber. Public ko ekdum ullu banaya. Hazaron fans descended on Mumbai last month for his concert, and he didnâtâŠ
June 29, 2017, 2:00 AM IST
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Gift of the gaffe: Independence from facts on an Emergency basis đ
June 28, 2017, 2:00 AM IST
âSometimes we can disagree with the facts.â So, famously, said White House press secretary Sean Spicer. One fact to ignore, it seems, is that Indiaâs Independence Day falls in August, not June. Why else wouldâŠ
June 28, 2017, 2:00 AM IST
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Belted in and billed: Very educational experience of sitting next to a doctor on a flight đ
June 27, 2017, 2:00 AM IST
So i am sitting next to this doctor on a flight and it is but natural that having him belted in for three hours i tick a few medical boxes. Like i start off casuallyâŠ
June 27, 2017, 2:00 AM IST
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Modified America: How now, brown cow? And OCD â obsessive chocolate disorder đ
June 26, 2017, 2:07 AM IST
A recent survey conducted by the Innovation Center for US Dairy apparently revealed that 7% of American adults â roughly 16 million people â think that chocolate milk comes from brown cows. Food and WineâŠ
June 26, 2017, 2:07 AM IST
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Rangbandi after Notebandi đ
June 25, 2017, 7:09 PM IST
This is a work of fiction written under the influence of addiction. Any resemblance to happenings and situations is unintentional, yet, with the sole intention to catch attention with or without any tension. Seeing theâŠ
June 25, 2017, 7:09 PM IST
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Poor Kovindophobes: They were expecting someone with the stature of Pranab-da or the girth of Rishi Kapoor đ
June 21, 2017, 2:00 AM IST
Ram Nath Kovind. The first time you try and remember the name of the BJPâs presidential candidate, you end up thinking: Ram Nath Goenka. Or if youâre differently inclined, Ram Vilas Paswan. Who incidentally hitâŠ
June 21, 2017, 2:00 AM IST
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Pregnancy is confusing: Its relationship to sex seems to have confused the Ayush ministry in particular đ
June 20, 2017, 2:00 AM IST
As a comedian life is almost too easy. Just as i think i am running out of material our politicians, bureaucrats and high court judges leap to my rescue. Of course it would be aâŠ
June 20, 2017, 2:00 AM IST
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You take a selfie, Iâll tweet: PM Modi and President Trump meet for the first time this month. Extracts from a conversation that will not be đ
June 19, 2017, 2:01 AM IST
Modi: Ah Donald, can I give you a tight hug like I gave my friend Barack? Barack and I used to hug each other. Trump: Iâd love to hug you Mr Modi but I gotâŠ
June 19, 2017, 2:01 AM IST
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Dear departed: We donât like to speak ill of the dead for a very good reason đ
June 16, 2017, 2:00 AM IST
The other day i happened to overhear a conversation between two people about a third person who had recently died. I knew all three of the people concerned and for a while i couldnât helpâŠ
June 16, 2017, 2:00 AM IST
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Behave Yourself: Why only Sanjay? Letâs question the behaviour of others too đ
June 15, 2017, 2:00 AM IST
The Bombay High Court has asked the Maharashtra government to explain the basis on which Sanjay Duttâs âbehaviourâ was assessed leading to his getting 256 days of his sentence knocked off for âgood conductâ. QuiteâŠ
June 15, 2017, 2:00 AM IST
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Bahu ho to aisi: Rabri Devi wants daughters-in-law straight out of Ekta Kapoor serials đ
June 14, 2017, 2:00 AM IST
Rabri Devi has spoken whatâs on most mom-in-law minds. She wants a bahu straight out of Ekta Kapoorâs serials. You know, the one who chops onions in a kanjeevaram sari with sindoor trickling down herâŠ
June 14, 2017, 2:00 AM IST
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A star is born: Being the tree in Hansel and Gretel, going shshsh shshsh like the wind đ
June 13, 2017, 2:00 AM IST
Went to my grandsonâs nursery school graduation. Amazing how you can sit through two hours of Father Jacque and The wheels on the bus go whoosh whoosh and actually slosh about in good feeling. TearâŠ
June 13, 2017, 2:00 AM IST
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Much hypo about typo: Trumpâs tweets coin new words and contribute to the English language đ
June 12, 2017, 2:00 AM IST
President Trump has proved true to his claim that he has an inventive vocabulary (âI know words, I have the best wordsâ). He has contributed the word âcovfefeâ to the English language, in course ofâŠ
June 12, 2017, 2:00 AM IST
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Selfie goals: When youâre shooting yourself, donât shoot yourself in the foot đ
June 9, 2017, 2:00 AM IST
All over the world, people are getting shot. No, itâs not World War III. The people getting shot â teenagers, unclejis and auntiejis, techies and traders, presidents and prime ministers â are shooting themselves byâŠ
June 9, 2017, 2:00 AM IST
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The loathed neutral: When India plays Pakistan, fence sitters are hit for six đ
June 7, 2017, 2:00 AM IST
Anyone who has grown up watching cricket in India â correction, anyone who hasnât been living under a rock â knows that India-Pakistan cricket matches are special. Even if you arenât a cricket fan, anâŠ
June 7, 2017, 2:00 AM IST
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Revealing Indiaâs true history, hidden so far by pseudo-secular anti-nationals
June 6, 2017, 2:00 AM IST
Home minister Rajnath Singh says that Maharana Pratap should be given the honorific âGreatâ. And since the eminent historian who also happens to be Rajasthanâs education minister, Vasudev Devnani, says that it was the RajputâŠ
June 6, 2017, 2:00 AM IST
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Her knees and nerve: Why PeeCee thought she was doing the PM a good turn đ
June 6, 2017, 2:00 AM IST
Priyanka Chopra has some nerve. A self-made woman, she has gone where no Khan or Kapoor (male or female versions) is ever likely to go. She makes bank, blazes trails and looks awesome doing itâŠ.
June 6, 2017, 2:00 AM IST
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Happy birthday to me: Governments are celebrating their birthdays but are taxpayers getting a share of the cake?
June 5, 2017, 2:00 AM IST
There was a time when films were declared hits when they celebrated their silver and golden jubilees at the box office. Remember the days of Sholay and all those jubilees? Now silver and golden jubileesâŠ
June 5, 2017, 2:00 AM IST
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Dressing down: The sloppier the clothes they wear, the more fashionable men feel they are đ
June 2, 2017, 2:00 AM IST
The other day i saw two men talking to each other, one was obviously the head of the household and the other the domestic help. The master of the house, a man of mature years,âŠ
June 2, 2017, 2:00 AM IST
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