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Itâs too pink: Stop acting like Womenâs Day is Valentineâs Day Part 2 đ
March 13, 2018, 2:00 AM IST
A few years ago i wrote a column about how Womenâs Day was annoying and that we could do without it. Since then i have changed my view quite radically and now believe that oneâŠ
March 13, 2018, 2:00 AM IST
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1..2..3..Statue! Those who first erect and then tear down statues are idle worshippers đ
March 12, 2018, 2:00 AM IST
Statues of a Russian communist, whose name would befuddle most Indians, were first erected then pulled down in Tripura. After BJP defeated CPM Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov alias Leninâs statues were toppled, leading to a rashâŠ
March 12, 2018, 2:00 AM IST
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Out-Xiing Xi: The Chinese leader could inspire a local clone đ
March 7, 2018, 2:00 AM IST
The Big Boss and his sidekick discussing plans for the future. Big Boss: That Xi is quite a cat. Heâs got himself made Supreme Leader for Life, or SLL, in China. And now everyoneâs callingâŠ
March 7, 2018, 2:00 AM IST
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Laws of Dharmotynamics: Revolutionary new findings, as presented by a disciple of HRD minister Satyapal Singh đ
March 5, 2018, 2:00 AM IST
As a keen student of Dharmic and Indic practices, principles and politics I am pleased to have concluded my week-long research into the pioneering work done by my Guruji, Poojya Aadarniya Shri Satyapal Singh, formerâŠ
March 5, 2018, 2:00 AM IST
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Tax Indica: After the Long Term Capital Gains (LTCG) tax, there should be an LTCG2 đ
March 2, 2018, 2:00 AM IST
Two taxwalas burning the midnight oil trying to think of new taxes they can impose on the taxpayer. 1st taxwala: Sometimes I feel that taxes are called taxes because it taxes our imagination to keepâŠ
March 2, 2018, 2:00 AM IST
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Colouring Holi: Should we cry over the hue of our current affairs? đ
March 1, 2018, 2:00 AM IST
Aam janata will go around with Holi black faces. Scam janata who should have had theirs blackened have already gone. So when weâve recovered from the bhaangover, letâs see how many colours we can findâŠ
March 1, 2018, 2:00 AM IST
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Hereâs helping Delhiâs netas and babus see eye to eye
February 28, 2018, 5:34 PM IST
It is heartening that Aam Aadmi Party leaders and Delhi bureaucrats are taking adequate steps to ensure each otherâs safety in official meetings. This is of utmost importance to the people of Delhi who needâŠ
February 28, 2018, 5:34 PM IST
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Whitewash job: Itâs sometimes good not to tell people the truth đ
February 28, 2018, 2:00 AM IST
The other day, i was witness to an exchange between two people who hadnât met for a long while. Hey, youâre really looking very good, said one. So are you, replied the other. The complimentsâŠ
February 28, 2018, 2:00 AM IST
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Shush, silence: A surprise party is quite frankly not a fun party at all đ
February 27, 2018, 2:03 AM IST
If there is one thing i canât stand itâs a surprise party. A party by definition should be a free for all, no rules, just a good time. A surprise strips a party of allâŠ
February 27, 2018, 2:03 AM IST
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Bhai bhai love: When it comes to big scams, itâs the brotherhood of man đ
February 26, 2018, 2:02 AM IST
As the Punjab National Bank fraud involving billionaire jewellers Nirav Modi and his uncle Mehul Choksi exploded on front pages, a video of PM Modi went viral. The video showed a gathering at the PMâsâŠ
February 26, 2018, 2:02 AM IST
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Daylight rubbery: Bank hold-up artists change their professional technique đ
February 23, 2018, 2:00 AM IST
Two bank robbers, Babli and Bunty, discussing the changes that have taken place in their profession. Bunty: Iâve misplaced my gun. Have you seen it anywhere? Babli: Itâs not misplaced. Iâve sold it to theâŠ
February 23, 2018, 2:00 AM IST
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Carat halwa: Can you spot the standard 5Cs of diamond grading â plus one? đ
February 22, 2018, 2:00 AM IST
Diamonds are only Altered Carbon, right? Instead of the shifting consciousness of this Netflix sci-fi, the lie-fi starring Nirav Modi & Fly deals with shifty consciences. Sadly, neither diamond-fuelled wars nor its serial scams haveâŠ
February 22, 2018, 2:00 AM IST
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Follow the leader: Young India has found its ideal role Modil đ
February 21, 2018, 2:00 AM IST
1st bhakt: That guy is really terrific. Iâve put up a big poster of him in my bedroom, so that the moment I open my eyes in the morning, the first thing I see isâŠ
February 21, 2018, 2:00 AM IST
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Talker on the flight: There goes the book, the downloaded movie and even twenty winks đ
February 20, 2018, 2:05 AM IST
The only thing more uncivil than a red eye flight is to take one and be seated next to a talker. There goes the book, the downloaded movie and even twenty winks. Talkers for someâŠ
February 20, 2018, 2:05 AM IST
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POT at rainbowâs end: The OPTics of growing together in a plural, syncretic India đ
February 19, 2018, 2:00 AM IST
All the vegetable representatives in India gathered at the kitchen table to discuss a vital matter. The Prime Minister of India had declared that Tomato, Onion, and Potato were his TOP priority, causing great consternationâŠ
February 19, 2018, 2:00 AM IST
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Call to account: How I became a Non Performing Asset for my bank đ
February 16, 2018, 2:06 AM IST
The government is reportedly pumping in a whopping amount of money, going into many thousands of crores, to recapitalise state-run banks which have become âstressedâ because of non-performing assets, or NPAs, as theyâre known toâŠ
February 16, 2018, 2:06 AM IST
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Ladies compartmented: How to eat; how to laugh. Should we chew on it, or just guffaw? đ
February 15, 2018, 2:00 AM IST
LoL! The Guffaw has become a matter of parliamentary privilege, and an epic battle has waged across both sides of this volatile CoL, Control of Laughter. Congress MP Renuka Chowdhury crossed the line of proprietyâŠ
February 15, 2018, 2:00 AM IST
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Cakes and ail: Modicare promises Rs 5 lakh health insurance for 100 million families đ
February 14, 2018, 2:00 AM IST
Two villagers all agog about the benefits which will accrue to them thanks to Modicare. 1st villager: Our PM has outdone that American president who made such a big deal about Obamacare. The Modicare healthâŠ
February 14, 2018, 2:00 AM IST
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Parrikarâs uncleji moment: It has caused real worry about the only decent holiday destination our country has left đ
February 13, 2018, 2:01 AM IST
So the chief minister of Goa, Manohar Parrikar, had a major uncleji moment. He has expressed surprise over the fact that women have started to drink beer. He reminds me of a very specific typeâŠ
February 13, 2018, 2:01 AM IST
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Scared of Surpanakha? Congress MP Renuka Chowdhury dared to cackle so male MPs jeered her down đ
February 12, 2018, 2:00 AM IST
When Congress MP Renuka Chowdhuryâs loud laughter was heard during the PMâs speech in Parliament, Rajya Sabha chairman Venkaiah Naidu snapped, âWhatâs wrong with you? Do you need to see a doctor?â But PM ModiâŠ
February 12, 2018, 2:00 AM IST
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