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Swiss cheez: Report says that Indian money in cuckoo clock land up by 50% in one year 😜
July 6, 2018, 2:00 AM IST
Big Boss in a huddle with his Aide-in-Chief. Big Boss: Aideji, this report by the Swiss National Bank is very bad news for me. It says that in the past one year, the cash…
July 6, 2018, 2:00 AM IST
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Sushma Caesar: Smt Swaraj is our trolling-right, and we shall have her head 😜
July 5, 2018, 2:00 AM IST
Sushma Swaraj has been troll mauled after a Hindu passport officer was transferred for alleged communal slurs. BJP bosses kept pointedly silent till Gadkari and Rajnath belatedly tweeted. By then, Markarand Antony had delivered this…
July 5, 2018, 2:00 AM IST
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Fact and fixtion: Ancient India made discoveries, today’s India makes up discoveries 😜
July 4, 2018, 2:00 AM IST
Two bhakts having a philosophical discussion. 1st bhakt: A lot of people are talking about that post that’s doing the rounds in social media and is supposedly authored by a Chinese ex-professor from the University…
July 4, 2018, 2:00 AM IST
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Messi-da, let’s kick! Football season is upon us and the ball is in the Bengali’s court 😜
July 2, 2018, 2:00 AM IST
Long before Lionel Messi and Cristiano Ronaldo there were Chuni Goswami and PK Banerjee, icons of 1960s Kolkata football. The rest of the world may have embraced Brazilian samba and the legendary Pele, but…
July 2, 2018, 2:00 AM IST
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Cut your losses: Why losing money can be such a hairy business 😜
June 29, 2018, 2:00 AM IST
A large number of banks who have made bad loans to wilful defaulters are having to resign themselves to a ‘haircut’. When I first heard the word used in this context, I was intrigued. Would…
June 29, 2018, 2:00 AM IST
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It’s plasticated: It won’t be easy to dislodge the micron monster now coiled into our DNA 😜
June 28, 2018, 2:00 AM IST
Mumbai’s week began with too much rain and too little plastic. Monday was the second wettest June day in a decade; and, just before that, the threatened ban actually kicked in. Zealous BMC inspectors…
June 28, 2018, 2:00 AM IST
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Exploding genius: Somehow, the morning after never equals reveries of the night before 😜
June 26, 2018, 2:00 AM IST
You know that feeling. The whole world is into slumber and you are wide awake and then suddenly as the clock strikes two you are hit by this inspiration. Some grand business concept or an…
June 26, 2018, 2:00 AM IST
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In such bad shape: Our most reliable national habit is talking, it should be walking instead 😜
June 25, 2018, 2:00 AM IST
Efforts on the part of India’s sports minister Rajyavardhan Rathore, cricketing icon Virat Kohli, and Prime Minister Narendra Modi among others to inculcate a national health and fitness spirit are commendable. India is in bad…
June 25, 2018, 2:00 AM IST
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Pack-whack: Close encounters of the hard kind with a form of accidental terrorism 😜
June 22, 2018, 2:00 AM IST
If you regularly, or occasionally, take any form of public transport – metro, bus, plane, train – or frequent crowded public places like shopping malls and markets, the chances are that you’ve encountered a kind…
June 22, 2018, 2:00 AM IST
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The PM’s Roll ’n Rock: Yogi Modi shows us how to merge body, mind and soul – fatafit 😜
June 21, 2018, 2:00 AM IST
I am His Highness’ dog on view Pray tell me, sir, whose dog pose are you? – Apologies to Alexander Pope No one can accuse him of empty bak-bakasana. Guruji Modi put his practice where…
June 21, 2018, 2:00 AM IST
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Dharma of dharna: Delhi shows that when all else fails, it’s back to the dharna 😜
June 18, 2018, 2:00 AM IST
Governments are supposed to run on governance dharma, but sometimes they run on governance dharna. For the last few days administration in Delhi has been at a standstill because the CM and his ministers are…
June 18, 2018, 2:00 AM IST
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Cokke da Dhaba: Kyon-ji, Shikanji, is Colagate less damaging than Coalgate? 😜
June 14, 2018, 2:00 AM IST
Oranges and lemonade, Sold for a penny. All my blunders are so many. The grass ain’t green But the face is red. Please to forget what I have said! Rahul Gandhi seems to be haunted…
June 14, 2018, 2:00 AM IST
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CBSE albatross: They must be some special Shakespeares who are doling out full marks in English 😜
June 12, 2018, 2:00 AM IST
Now that we have several thousand children who obtained near full marks in English in their board exams i would love to meet the examiners who mark the papers. Who are these very special Shakespeares…
June 12, 2018, 2:00 AM IST
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Canadian misery: It takes special talent for America to make a foe out of it 😜
June 11, 2018, 2:00 AM IST
“America is a large friendly dog in a small room. Every time it wags its tail it knocks over a chair,” the historian Arnold Toynbee said of the US. It is a charitable assessment not…
June 11, 2018, 2:00 AM IST
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Kiss-mat ki baat: Philippines prez learns there’s many a slip between cheek and lip 😜
June 7, 2018, 2:00 AM IST
Schmoozing is OK for politicians. Smooching is not. Philippines President Rodrigo Duterte got a mouthful for kissing an expat woman on the lips during a visit to South Korea. He put his heart and Seoul…
June 7, 2018, 2:00 AM IST
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Ganna + ganit = ? Gatbandhan. Indian politics is increasingly about catchy one-liners 😜
June 4, 2018, 2:00 AM IST
Never have bypolls taken up as much primetime news as they did in the recent bypolls to Vidhan Sabha and Lok Sabha seats. Given the antics of endlessly politicking netas, and bypoll after bypoll, most…
June 4, 2018, 2:00 AM IST
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Press charges: Why the Big Boss thinks talking to journos is a waste of time 😜
June 1, 2018, 2:00 AM IST
The Big Boss conferring with his Aide-in-Chief. Big Boss: What’s all this nonsense that I hear some people are saying about me? Something about me never held a press conference, in all these years that…
June 1, 2018, 2:00 AM IST
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One stingy paisa: Aam admi finally got a fuel price cut, but not quite what they bargained for 😜
June 1, 2018, 2:00 AM IST
Dashed hopes hurt like the dickens. After top government and BJP functionaries built up expectations of a cut in pump prices, consumers were left aghast by the size of the reduction when it finally came…
June 1, 2018, 2:00 AM IST
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Womenstruation: Menstrual hygiene worries taken care of, it’s easy to say ‘Hi, jeans!’ 😜
May 31, 2018, 2:00 AM IST
This period drama entered its fourth year last Monday. On World Menstrual Hygiene Day (WMHD), celebs urged young women to make a padadigm shift from embarrassment to empowerment. Talk of sanitary towels turned from a…
May 31, 2018, 2:00 AM IST
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Something special: In our world of specialisms, getting to do the job just right 😜
May 30, 2018, 2:00 AM IST
Undaunted by the definition that an expert is someone who knows more and more about less and less, specialism is increasingly becoming the order of the day on the shop floor no less than in…
May 30, 2018, 2:00 AM IST
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